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Finish the sentence

Dave was not amused because his flatmate

  • kep saying Dave Wares Wigs!
  • ate his chocolate
  • slept with his girlfriend.
  • didn't tell him about the small collection of newts under his duvet
  • Got a first (well done!), but still owed 'Dave' £22.76 for the Tv, sky phone and internet!
  • was high on crack
  • smelt like ass
  • had fed his dinner to the dog
  • stole his cuddley toy Mario
  • had hair.
  • shit on his face
  • KEPT SAYING 'DAVE WEARS WIGS'
  • voted for George Bush. (what an idiot)
  • sucked his balls
  • died.
  • banged his mom.
  • told a crap joke.
  • shat in his cornflakes.
  • put jam in his slippers
  • was bob
  • was retarded.
  • was out
  • killed his goldfish
  • was a member of the Freemasons, and that's serious business
  • shot him in the leg
  • sold his soul to santa(dyslexia)
  • was satan in disguise.
  • ate the baking soda at the back of the fridge.
  • was a donkey
  • ate hairy peanuts while wearing his girlfriend's maid outift. He's a wierd bastard
  • had just let out a hot steaming pile of s**t
  • ate all the icecream and then pooed it all over his floor
  • gave him a teabag
  • ruined the ending.
  • sucked his cock
  • made love to his pet iguana
  • ate a sandwich
  • bit his toe off
  • slipped on a banana
  • was William Shakespere.
  • killed him

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